harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

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cowboybeboop:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll

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m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

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cherirn:

I am very serious about my desire to start a petition that tumblr delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years

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silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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i-used-to-be-your-world:

oh my fucking God this is so true 

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flauwz:

Celebs, fashion and models. X

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yanilavigne:

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