honestly, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
abuserr2: 96% of people i care about are from the internet
clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 15 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
hungarian: 0 notes? not on my blog *deletes post*
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
Friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
Me: I've seen that
that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
I often find that Taylor can’t ever win with what she says. It’ll always be...– Ed defends Taylor again (via redprincess)
So, I was in Walmart with my Mom and saw this...
Gay men: *helping their son pick out a toy*
Woman: *glaring at them*
Little boy: Whats wrong Mommy?
Woman: Nothing. I just don't think they should have a child.
Little boy: Why not?
Woman: Its not natural.
Little boy: How come?
Woman: They are both men.
Little boy: So? They look happy. Dont you want people to be happy?
Gay man: Your son is very smart.
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes